I meat a stammering guy on my way , as I was coming opposite him . And he wants to tell me to look very well not to March a sheet.
As he was saying …see…see…see…see…
I said see what? I ask him and there he say you done March am…lol and behold for real I have March the sheet already… @drgabenear.near
One day, when I was in a public restroom, suddenly I heard someone’s voice:
“Friend, do you have paper?”
I looked in my pocket and said:
“Sorry, I don’t have one”
After a few seconds, the person asked again:
“Friend, do you have any newspapers?”
I said: “I’m really sorry, I just came here to pee.”
A few seconds later, a 10 yuan banknote was brought out of the toilet.
“Friend, can I change the 10 yuan bill to 10 of 1 yuan?”
I replied “sure” and took out 10 coins equivalent to 10 yuan and gave it to the person.
Snake 1: We’re poisonous snakes, aren’t we?
Snake 2: Yes, very poisonous.
Snake 1: Are we really poisonous snakes?
Snake 2: Indeed, We are the most venomous snake in the world.
Ah, but why are you asking repeatly about it?
Snake 1: I just bit my tongue, man.
Here is my entry for the comedy writing #BurlesqueDao#burlesque
Near Wallet ID: tobyy.near
Me as Aweso.
My mum as iya Aweso, we are 7 in the family.
Aweso is the 3rd born and he his a very jovial boy.
There goes Adunni and Oba coming in for an holiday with Aweso family.
Oba and Adunni with Aweso are friends.
There was this happy day Aweso was feeling the mood of cooking.
Scene that has never happened before in the house.
So everyone agreed for him to cook after a long time jokes towards cooking
I made a fine delicacy for everyone, and the aroma filled the house that people are already salivating for the food.
On the dinning table, mummy served the food, and daddy prayed on it.
And daddy and my two friends are already eating while mummy went to take her phone inside her room.
Before she comes, dad and my 2 friends already finished the food.
Mummy asked why they were so fast.
Hear what the response sounds like, it’s delicious
Meanwhile they rushed the food because it was salty.
And i already told them, at the absence of mummy to echoe together that.
If mummy tastes the food and ask why it’s salty. We should all echoe it together because the Bible says we are the salt of the world.
The moment mummy came in and tasted the food and ask why it was salty.
Then we all echoed together because the Bible says *We are the salt of the world.
And mummy fainted.